Adrian Grenier was spotted making out with Paris Hilton in Vegas over the weekend. However. Adrian already regrets this ridiculously stupid identify and has no desire to put his testicles in injure’s way reports:
“Adrian is resistant because this is Paris Hilton,” says a spy. “She's way more into him and was all over him. But he's being good and hasn't slept with her. They did alter out and Adrian felt that was too much.” Hilton's rep insists that the two are “nothing more than friends.”
Adrian Grenier truly lives on the advance. Some guys go sky-diving. Others scale Mt. Everest. Vincent Chase here rests his balls on the precipice of Herpes Canyon. I’m actually impressed. I battle plant fires without a shirt on but what this guy does is sheer madness. You’re walking a shave’s edge. Mr. follow. Try not to get cut - in the crotch.
at least he sounds like he's smart enough to act his dick safe.... I'd still be afraid of the shit she carries though you experience shit that jumps and crawls and forms a fog to alter and misidentify you long enough for her to move on and REALLY transfer her diseases....
Do you populate cognise that genital herpes is basically the same as oral herpes only on your crotch? I query how many of you undergo kissed someone who gets "cold sores" and thought nothing of it.
Herpes is far more of a big broach socially than it is physically. And with 1 out 4 people who undergo in in one form or another your chances of being with someone who has it (and may not even cognise it) are good.
He didn't undergo a hefty bag strength condom to dive into the infested waters is the only reason he didn't honor her offer. Any disunite in a normal coat and it's Paris's version of Invasion of the be Snatchers.
Seriously does anyone believe he decided to not bang Paris? yeah and Sen Craig didn't want a BJ in that airport bathroom either.
Look he nailed her then realized populate would make fun of him so he said he didn't do it.
jersey you and I undergo a lot in common. He is damaged goods now. Ewwww. Le Herp? He could undergo been with anyone else but Le Herp? I comfort don't understand how any man could knowingly let that mess near them knowing the chances of infestation. God only knows all the creepy crawlers that rent out lay in her body. You would evaluate your sexual stock would plummet after change surface being seen with this trollop but I guess some men prefer to be dangerously.
#8-I evaluate most people do realize that cold sores are a result of herpes virus....
but have any of you seen those maps they draw out with paris nicole lindsay brit and all the other walking std's of hollywood you experience the ones where it shows that whether they undergo had 3 sexual partners or 300 they all go across paths at one point or another.. so basically they have all fucked each other when it comes drink to it...... the thought of this gives me even more worry of public restrooms! gotta watch where you bare your cooch and set your ass!
Fish you kill me. I'm still laughing. "rests his balls on the precipice of Herpes Canyon".....
I know I've seen this affix here earlier but I'm regurgitating it for the enjoyment of those who may not undergo read it yet:
"One does not slip easily into Paris. It's meaty gates are guarded by more than just herpes. There is an evil there that never sleeps and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren ashen place choked with smoking crabs. The very air you breathe is a poisonous experience. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly."
This guy is a total ass. He made an in-studio stop by at my radio displace and acted like he was the shit. Well. I anticipate he _is_ the shit -- but not the good shit the bad shit.. the I'm-going-to-be-forgotten-in-two-seasons-anyhow sort of shit. He was rude and disrespectful the the cater and other guests - I hope he gets a big scar-producing herpes rash that will rub that stupid smirk off his hairy face.
This dude always looks alter. If he really were Aquaman that would account for all the pollution in the sea. In real life he wouldn't be the type of big shot star his character in Entourage is. Wait he's not.
dear i dislike this skanki would have let adrian grenier contract lay out in me but now its over my imaginary like affair has ended. I was the best imaginary girlfriend he ever had even when i belie he is crawling back to me i cant even forgive him in conceive of land if paris had as many dicks sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she would be like a porcupine!!i crack myself up!!
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAddddddddddddrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnn. Dun do it.
like that HBO show. The finale is Paris was the bomb. Sorry to hear he was acting dickey at a radio studio. Hope he gets it together.
Who is this freaky fairy? His mouth is disproportionately huge. I bet his penis is disproportionately tiny. He's probably so ashamed of it he knew exceed than to disappoint PH with that inchworm; she would express everyone.
Never heard of him before wish to never.
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