wacky tradition in American sports where championship games and series are bet on by the two mayors representing those cities. And in the measure Super roll. Chicago Mayor Richard Daley with Indianapolis Mayor Bart Peterson who. Mayor Daley went the usual despatch betting food items from around Chicago along with clothing and even Bears colored furniture. But Indianapolis' Mayor Peterson upped the ante offering local cuisine but also an exclusive case of tickets to three events: the Indianapolis Motor Speedway the Big Ten Basketball Championship and the Indianapolis Symphony Orchestra.. featuring !Now it seems this tradition has reached all the way across the ocean to our friends in the Utopian paradise of North Korea. Seven or eight of you may know that the Women's World Cup is going on right now in China. Apparently the games are on sometime in the middle of the night. Or so we're told. One of the first matches of the tournament featured the United States playing North Korea. That game ended in a and let's just say North Korean instruct Kim Kwang-min was less than impressed with the American squad:"The U. S is the best in the world but today they didn't perform to their maximum. This gave us a come about to see our aim and if we meet the Americans a next time we ordain have the tactics to beat the Americans."What most populate probably didn't know is that North Korean ruler wrote a earn to President George furnish offering to make a friendly wager on the game. Unfortunately. Bush declined saying he had other things on his mind at the moment - wars terrorism and the like. However. DOTD has obtained the only known copy of this document from our contacts in North Korea - in exchange for a hit potato. The following are the contents and terms of the gamble Kim Jong-il proposed. If the United States won this is what Jong-il was going to give President Bush:- Half of his yearly supply of Hennessy.- Exclusive access to one of North Korea's many - which meant the use of each of the three teams employed there - the "satisfaction team," "happiness aggroup," and "singing and dancing team."- The use of one of his 7,000 Mercedes Benz S500 cars.- Private one-on-one golf lessons with the Jong-il to teach Bush how he consistently shoots per go.- Improving the quality of life for prisoners at the "education dwell" known as. Instead of of babies born to the prisoners there the infants will be allowed to defeat on a bring home the bacon release schedule.- Teaching furnish how to create verbally in two years including choreography lessons. Those are seemingly reasonable terms and all furnish had to do was agree that if North Korea won the bet. Kim Jong-il was to have received these amenities:- The use of Britney Spears. Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for one year in a joy brigade.- His own movie studio so he can add to his collection of 20,000 films.- Since his. Steven Spielberg must be deported to North Korea. Along with Spielberg. Sylvester Stallone also must be deported so he can re-enact scenes from Rambo one of Jong-il's favorite films every day for the rest of his life.- Bush must also give Jong-il end control of the NBA so the "Dear Leader" can at any time he pleases. He will also change the rules to more closely follow that of the rules Jong-il enacted - a dunk is worth three points a three-pointer that is all net is worth four points and any basket in the last three seconds of the bet? That's worth eight points. Along with being penalized for missing a free throw - that's minus one point.- He also wrote in a P. S that if furnish wanted to go ahead and throw in some uranium that would be authorise too. So all America would have had to give up was Linday Lohan. Paris Hilton. Britney Spears. Sylvester Stallone. Steven Spielberg and the NBA. However since the game ended in a 2-2 tie even if the two men made the bet it would undergo been nullified. But that's soccer for ya'.
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