You know how everybody does that tagged thingies? I did one a while back with ten jobs I did not want. And it was pretty fun. So here I go again because it is late and I don’t feel like writing my book (don’t tell). Everyone who reads this consider yourself TAGGED.1. I like to read those Nigerian scam letters. I know. I know. I get at least seven a week and I am truly wasting time but DAMN those people are resourceful. I have more dead relatives in foreign countries than you can imagine! And a lot of people find me very trustworthy even though they don’t know me and have bcc’ed a bunch of other people. I read them just to see how they vary and how alike they are. I’ll try to stop. I promise.2. I like to watch Arthur on PBS. I can’t possibly tell you why. When my children were little. I despised Barney and watching an episode was torture. Worse than General Conference Sunday. But Arthur catches me. Even now. I’ll sit down and watch an episode or two. Followed by some SEX IN THE CITY of course just to clarify my mental age.3. I find Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy oddly attractive. Eyeliner and all. Don’t tell my children. Immense mortification will follow. They will never be able to ogle him properly again.4. I thought NAPOLEON DYNAMITE was the stupidest movie ever made. You can tell my children. They already know. In fact they are tired of hearing it.5. I’ve seen the naked pictures of Disney Queen Vanessa Hudgens. Jt was kind of an accident. I was reading a blog and clicked on a link and VOILA there she was. Oh to be young and firm again.6. I’ve never seen the sex tape of Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson (and don’t want to). Ditto for the sex tape of Paris Hilton and that guy who married Pamela Anderson (I already seen this one coming don’t you?). Or an other celebrity sex tape.
7. This one time at band camp…. KIDDING! Never played an instrument never been to band camp. (For the totally clueless this is an American Pie reference)8. I bore my testimony as to the truthfulness of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints EVERY Fast Sunday until I was about twelve. I never believed it was true really except for my parents SAID it was. And it was a microphone and I had dreams of stardom. Tough crowd. You had to repeat the same things over and over and they weren’t much for humor. To this day my mother bemoans the fact I “lost” my testimony. Would it break her heart to know I was imagining I was on the Donny and Marie show?
9. WalMart scares me. The girls think this is the funniest thing EVER. Before you get your knickers in a knot and think I’m one of those anti-WalMart groupies the truth is it’s not about politics or sales tactics or whatever. The damn place is TOO big and I wander around lost and can never find what I’m looking for and it’s totally overwhelming. I need Valium just to step foot through the door.
Why feel embarassed with nude photos?Nudity is God’s gift to us. If God had meant us not to be naked he would have given us body hair like he gave monkeys or cats wow no surprising. It it notnormal. Nude photos are nice and natural. Do not regards as the strange. Nudism is respected. If you go to this site and you will feel so comfortable with nudists. They are natural and pure.
I also enjoy watching Arthur like Pete Wentz’s looks have seen the High School Musical gal nude and feel anxiety in WalMart… but I disagree about Napoleon–that movie is hilarious and has the sweetest ending with Napoleon and Deb playing tether ball. But yes embarrassing all around. Fun list.
As far as the testimony thing - how conscious is a ten year old? In the sense of - did you really have control over that? I’m not suggesting that your parents forced you - but there are lots of things I look back on from when I was that age - and I really didn’t have much say in the matter. Like handing out books of mormon in my neighborhood and caroling as a youth activity. Or having tightly permed hair - was that completely my decision?
I might not be making sense here. It’s one thing when you’re an adult and supporting yourself it’s quite another when you’re completely dependent on your parents. Maybe I’m just saying that I hear you because I did something very similar when I was that age. And did I really have a testimony? I can’t imagine that any eleven year old really understands just what they are committing to.
I have never seen Napoleon Dynamite knowing our taste are similar. I guess I should say. “Thank Heavens.”
Nude pictures of anyone do nothing for me. My mom use to say God showed a sense of humor when he made the human body. I think she was on to something.
Men in eye make up are no problem for me - I’m an equal opportunity cosmetologist (well I was licensed.) Well except Boy George. 1) he puts on his make up better than I do (or he did) 2) except for that purple crap what’s up with that?
I liked Donny and Marie although at first I didn’t know they were Mormon until a Jewish friend of mine had a Book of Mormon. I asked her why she had it and she said because Donny was Mormon and she was curious.
However when I got my first Elton John and Van Halen albums. I dumped Donny and Marie. I know it was harsh but it had to be done.
OMG. Seriously. I got caught by my husband watching Arthur when our daughter was napping. I just mumbled something about losing the remote. (That would have worked better had it not been sitting right there in my lap!) It’s COMFORTING somehow. I love his house and his school reminds me of when I was younger. So what I’m 40 lolStill have my Donny and Marie dolls lolI don’t know how Walmart can have so much crap yet I’m still unable to find the bread crumbs in that football field!And I thought I was the only one who had never seen the Tommy and Pam sex tape lolAs for that “testimony” business that goes for Southern Baptists as well. Which I have left behind now that I am an adult and not subject to the pinches of my grandmother. I’m over going to church to hear all about who Jesus would hate.
4 - Never saw Napolean Dynamite and have no intention of seeing it. I like to see Mormonism references FADING not INCREASING.
5 and 6 - Unfortunately my retinas have been seared several times. Let’s just say Pamela goes for the well endowed men.
8 - I couldn’t be PAID to bare a testimonkey but I could be tempted if bidding started at $1 Billion dollars.
9 - Walmart scares me too. Big store noisy crazy lines at cash registers disorganized aisles. The people shopping there are the scariest. EVER. The few times I’ve allowed myself to be dragged into a Walmart. I had viscious flashbacks to the inbred communities of southern Utah and West Virginia.
10 - I loved Donny and Marie. I’m rooting for her on Dancing with the Stars but the recent “Oprah and the 100 Osmonds” thing smacks of pure attention whoredom.
“10 - I loved Donny and Marie. I’m rooting for her on Dancing with the Stars but the recent “Oprah and the 100 Osmonds” thing smacks of pure attention whoredom.”
The Osmond’s need to “attention whore” themselves. The business they are in demands attention or their lively hood goes kaput.
Related article:
http://www.nataliercollins.com/weblog/2007/10/30/ten-things-i-am-embarrassed-to-admit/
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