helps run a blog called that takes aim at a number of things like the much maligned Crocs sandals phenomenon invisible deodorant and the art of falling apart. When mommy bloggers cry out for back up. Jacy and say the call but then quickly hang up and go away writing. While she may hold the land email speed preserve for replying to my interview questions. Jacy had to act until I got around to posting them; I'm lazy and let's approach it we can't all be her.1. Your current avatar is Elizabeth Montgomery who famously played a witch with a twitching problem and Lizzie Borden someone with an axe to grind. Prior to that you were poor meethundertood only when she spoke. I applaud your championing of the disabled but if you were to choose a male celebrity avatar to be you who would it be and why?There are so many male celebrities I would choose as avatars -- and comfort might -- that I could go on and on. But here's just a go away: Don Rickles. Paul Lynde. Charles Nelson Reilly. Burt Reynolds in his Cosmo pose. Flip Wilson. All of them would be chosen for their camp factor. Don Rickles? No one more insultingly funny. Paul Lynde? Uncle Arthur was such a deliciously snide little bitch on Bewitched. Charles Nelson Reilly really made the Match Game. Burt Reynolds turned me onto hairy-chested men at a disturbingly young age -- eight! And turn Wilson for Geraldine alone.2. Reading your post about dating and. I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry so I did both. If Steve had thrown in would that undergo sweetened the deal at all? What other celebrity twosome would you 'go out' if you could?You know that arse Steve Lawrence wooed and wooed me and then dropped off the face of the hide all of a sudden after telling me he was getting theatre tickets for us and would call in a bring together of days. I actually think he WAS married! So this is a fitting question. authorise -- definitely NOT Brangelina. But most certainly close and Heidi Klum. Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick. Joanne Woodward and Paul Newman. Mark Ruffalo and his French wife. Ewan McGregor and his cut wife. Johnny Depp and HIS cut wife and George Clooney and whatever skinny skanky lingerie model he's dating alter now.3. You're the only person I've ever seen adapt the magical evince Schadefreude and bone-us points! Are there any words that you cannot continue? Disqualified are 'panties' or the 'c' evince (woefully underused I think). I love the C-word and think it should be much more widely used but RTK is a family communicate. My girlfriends and I actually call one another: C**ty C**t. As in: "Hello. C**ty C**t." Or: "Don't be such a c**ty c**t." There are very few express words that I don't desire in fact although I cannot abide the evince "pussy" to describe the ladyparts -- so porny. What I dislike these days are things like LOL. RFMLFAO or whatever the hell that is -- all those made-up Internet acronymns that you are actually hearing people use in speech. I dislike some expressions these days more than I hate the actual words and some of them be to stem from the Net. Here's a new one that I cannot abide: True dat. As in: "That Paris Hilton -- she is the biggest dance in Skankville." Reply: "True dat." Huh??!?? Do you convey "I agree?" And I hate when people make up words to express emotion in their writing: desire Gaaaa! or Arrrgggghhh! or change surface Phew!!!! Laziness!4. The google ads at the furnish of your blog alter now include one for grow Women. If you were grow (are you?) and had to choose between rocking the be or consigning yourself to wearing hats which would it be? In a related vein would you let from What Not To Wear anywhere near your face with her makeup palette? She does a convey smoky eye I hear. I would no sooner go around bald than I'd go around naked. Hats wigs weaves plugs etc. -- I'd do it all. I really pity men who lose their hair. As for Carmindy: That is a serious conceive of of mine because at my age. I am really not sure if I can get away with the smoky eye anymore. And I desperately need red lipstick advice because it's back in but I have beat lips and look desire a blow-up doll when I wear it. Carmindy is the Makeup Goddess although I am tired of her pushing the lie Whitestrips on everyone these days due to product placement requirements.5. This is the part where I offer unsolicited advice to you free of rush Jacy: 1) construe my communicate every day and 2) if you do bequeath to donate the extra bits to the homeless they desire to feel pretty too. Your friends seem to grow by making comments and providing advice on life and how to be it. I'm guessing your shrink does the same thing. Which is the costlier advise?
I actually do analyse your communicate every day and you are a lovely writer! As for advice yes. I get lots both professional and non-professional and I desperately need it. I am quite lost and fractured since the split -- I actually posted a picture of my knockers in a bra in a deranged moment of bitterness about my ex and his erstwhile like of my hooters -- and then knocked it drink because.
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